Watson's Tash
Hello, I'd like to introduce myself. I am John Watson's moustache of infinite power. I have the strength of ten men and the intelligence of five Sherlock's so I really don't know why I have been so overlooked. It's rather rude if you ask me, not that anyone does. I mean, why should they? I'm just a moustache! At any rate, it's nice to meet you and I hope you enjoy my blog. :{D

Woah hey what's this? I have a vlog! Click the link to see my face and hear my voice for the first time in the two years I've been running this blog! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAdnOdTxSGg

P.S. I don't tend to reblog those 'Put this in my ask and I'll answer whatever question it pertains to in this long list over here' so just ask me questions! You can ask me anything, I don't mind :{D


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chevilles1:

i never ever want to do exams and tests or assessment ever i want to run away and learn lots of different skills like fishing and sewing and drawing and friend-making all at once so i can improve myself as an individual and not as a monitored part of a group i don’t know the technological terms but i just don’t like school no thank you it is not for me

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 69 notes
ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 72,434 notes

lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 71,819 notes

thebaconsandwichofregret:

zombiebutts:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

Roseanne Barr is a transphobic shitstain tho…

what a legitimate criticism looks like ^^

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 125,975 notes

Last Lines; Harry Potter books

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 17,506 notes

grahahm:

deansass:

deansass:

hey can u pass me some milk

no homo bro

I’m disappointed by the number of people who didn’t get this joke

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is that a bag of milk

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 1,829 notes
all-four-cheekbones:

h-azmat:

I require sources and more information.

I remember reading at some point that most people wake up around the four hour point, maybe use the restroom or something, and then go back to sleep, but you usually don’t remember it. Don’t have a source, tho. The actual article was something about sex and I think it devolved into evo psych bullshit, but the sleep cycle bit seemed fairly solid.
You could look up polyphasic sleep cycles like Uberman, but the trouble is they’re built almost purely on anecdotal evidence.

all-four-cheekbones:

h-azmat:

I require sources and more information.

I remember reading at some point that most people wake up around the four hour point, maybe use the restroom or something, and then go back to sleep, but you usually don’t remember it. Don’t have a source, tho. The actual article was something about sex and I think it devolved into evo psych bullshit, but the sleep cycle bit seemed fairly solid.

You could look up polyphasic sleep cycles like Uberman, but the trouble is they’re built almost purely on anecdotal evidence.

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 6,175 notes

Anonymously tell me why you follow me.

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 117,977 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

9 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 166,307 notes

waitinghopingliving:

deans-cutie-pie:

theotheristhedoctor:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

songofages:

pulvis:

support-group-hazel:

trickysp8:

superwhohanni:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?

Because everyone knows.

Only one man has candy apple green eyes.

the greenest green to ever green

fanfiction green

I ship them with Benedicts eyes

And i ship them with these eyes

Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass

as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth

That was beautiful.

I’m crying…

12 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 183,098 notes

badpeopleanonymous:

tomato-hombre:

ask-me-why-i:

the-spinning-teacup:

I want to have Edna’s confidence

The thing is, she needs to be confident. She needs to be THE BEST so that the tragedies of her past don’t happen again. Why “No capes!”? She made those outfits. Her outfits are the reason that competent heroes died. She needs to be better than she was, better than she is, so she sets those standards for herself.

excuse u who gave you permission to give me emotions over edna mode

I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

12 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 211,657 notes
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
C.S. Lewis (via bellisaro)
12 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 134,136 notes
consulting-smaug:

solving-crimes-with-frodo-potter:

LOOK AT HOW THORIN SLIDES OUT ON THE END

*sliding intensifies*

consulting-smaug:

solving-crimes-with-frodo-potter:

LOOK AT HOW THORIN SLIDES OUT ON THE END

*sliding intensifies*

12 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 44,809 notes

tatallalock:

Soon…

12 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 6,819 notes
she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

she-behaves-like-shes-on-fire:

chaotic-genius:

jkimisyellow:

bridgemcgidge:

tan-the-man:

Wow

now THAT is a cool batman tattoo

HOT DAMN

(funfact: in russia the letter for ‘N’ is actually ‘H’ (so you read ‘HAHAHA’ but russians read ‘NANANA’))

NO

14 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 81,072 notes