Watson's Tash
Hello, I'd like to introduce myself. I am John Watson's moustache of infinite power. I have the strength of ten men and the intelligence of five Sherlock's so I really don't know why I have been so overlooked. It's rather rude if you ask me, not that anyone does. I mean, why should they? I'm just a moustache! At any rate, it's nice to meet you and I hope you enjoy my blog. :{D

Woah hey what's this? I have a vlog! Click the link to see my face and hear my voice for the first time in the two years I've been running this blog! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAdnOdTxSGg

P.S. I don't tend to reblog those 'Put this in my ask and I'll answer whatever question it pertains to in this long list over here' so just ask me questions! You can ask me anything, I don't mind :{D


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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

2 days ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 65,056 notes

sadstagram:

why are you all so attracted to that white man with the questionable hair from the 1975

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 16,409 notes

hotsenator:

Stop putting jokes on the websites. I am using the internet seriously.

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 5,687 notes
plays

yamino:

sandetiger:

earlystagesofanorgy:

sandetiger:

alittleballoon:

fanufactured:

lightspeedsound:

hip-hip-poohray:

The most iconic commercial in television history? I think YES.

omfg beyonce just did the “chick” part of the “boom boom chick” by MAKING THE CHAINMAIL ON HER ASS MOVE LIKE A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 

Britney’s strangled cat runs in the midst of Pink and Bey killing it will always be my favorite.

omfg That’s Enrique Iglesias as the king, wonderful!

U guiz… it’s emperor. Roman emperor.

fun facts guys gladiatorial combat included corporate sponsorship, dramatic music, and even female combatants at times, so like 90% of this is plausible

the costumes are even p realistic considering gladiators would fight with loinclothes and minimal armor. you can even see beyonce armed w the trappings of the reitarius or ‘net-fighter’. That’s good commercialing.

roman nerd u give me life

This is… this is everything I ever wanted

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 76,944 notes
boyfriendhook:

mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

that’s one crazy national lannister vacation

boyfriendhook:

mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

that’s one crazy national lannister vacation

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 36,368 notes

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 36,117 notes
4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 60,448 notes
felixandria:

for graceebooks, because of this

felixandria:

for graceebooks, because of this

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 860 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 150,235 notes

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 471,696 notes
4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 493 notes

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 204,353 notes

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 79,201 notes

sherlock-undercover:

The comedians one up on each other. Colbert can barely contain himself in the second to last gif. {x}

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 17,973 notes
botanycameos:

kairu321:

Before the wedding-Sherlock pretend to don’t know how to tie a necktie himself.


Headcanon accepted…. *-*<3

botanycameos:

kairu321:

Before the wedding-Sherlock pretend to don’t know how to tie a necktie himself.

Headcanon accepted…. *-*<3

4 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 2,491 notes